Sunday, September 28, 2008

I'll be away till wensday night but I'll be contactable by mobile.
C u all soon tata!!!

p/s sorry for the lack of updates but it's just been way too long & I dont know where to begin!

It's about an hour's ride by a pleasure craft to Sebana Cove resort. The waters were pretty calm that morn. Halfway through the journey, the pleasure craft decelerated rather considerably so I asked the driver why & apparently it was because we were going past the malaysian navy & going slow meant respect. Oh-kay.

Sebana Cove Marina.

Oh yah, the contents of 1 ostrich egg is about the equivalent of 10 cheeken eggs, no shit! Anyway they had like Ostrich Satay & teppanyaki but being the unadventurous eater I always am, NAH DAH! I bought ostrich oil hair care though. HAHAHAHA. The man above, by the way, is a retired SQ pilot & I can't believe he gave up the high life for this. An ostrich farm. Remarkable.

The first picture's of this 3 week old ostrich that has been picky with food, gotten itself a calcium deficiency and there you go, the poor fella has bow legs & has to be put to sleep pretty soon. And secondly you have a picture of my mum with a face that couldn't get any more constipated than this. Anyway while snapping the second photo I turned around & there another ostrich had its head hovered right above me zomg I screamed & ran for my life.

The fireflies that night weren't as fantastic as anticipated but the stars did stand out so gorgeously.

That's Uncle Han. Uncle Han drove me the first time on his awesome $22K jet ski at a whooping 97 nautical miles per hour & I felt my face disintegrate with the force of the wind against my face. It's a great mystery how Uncle Han manages to open his eyes & an even greater mystery how he manages the sharpest jet ski turns at his age. Anyway that's a cannonball fruit Uncle Han told me to stand up to pick while we drove closer to the mangroves.

That guy behind me is braveheart number 1. He sat behind me throughout without holding on to me as we drove on to the next river. He could've been killed with me as the driver.

The waves were really choppy when we were home bound & the boat was pretty jerky. But I wished it would've gotten more choppy cause that's were the thrill kicks in. Anyway sea water sprayed in from time to time because of the choppy waves & everyone on board would scream together it was so funny.

Retreating to Sebana Cove for the weekend. Just like ange said, "I'll be working at Ritz Carlton while you jet ski away." Awwww I'll be back k don't cry your guts out missing me. & sivs I know you'll be back Sat morn! I'm sorry I wont be here to welcome you back but it's okay I can do a weekend w/o your whining.

Anyway I told my mum to get me some pads from the supermart the other day & she came home with the largest pads I've ever laid eyes on. Machiam pampers I said, totally an eptiome of ridiculous. Just like the huge ass pastel purple packaged ones kimmy used to bring to school aye keeeeeeem HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA.

It all happened so fast, I'd decided to join the gang for a banquet job registration at Ritz Carlton the following day & bam(!!!) there I was at the hair salon the very evening, having my hair dyed back to black. Okay okay no fuss, it's Ritz Carlton's basic requirement & the hair's fine, I'm adapting very well. Only, a banquet job isn't something very pleasant & the attire reeks no less. If you thought the ankle length black skirt was bad, & I repeat ANKLE length, we have a very shitty brown with black pin striped suit top (I no not how to describe zee top) to go along hee hee hee. Nehmind, I have good company from Ange fatbian SW ZY Juitwen. What better way to pass time at a job than friends?

Oh yea in case you all were wondering, I didn't quit working at SIMONT. I just work less there because now I hold two jobs & I don't plan to forsake meet ups with my dearies for kachings even though it doesnt hurt to have more hahaha.

Anyway I have to glorify the magnificence of the esplanade library k. Ange & I totally paid 20+ to join the premium membership so we could loan DVDs from them. They have this extensive range of dance vids all nicely situated in a specific room & I've even managed to bag home My fair lady + Breakfast at Tiff's that day!!!!

Today we had a little lunch cum chillax session I'll blog about that tomz k I'm really beat now & I've got to jog early morn so tata ya'll cya ltr alligatoratorectors.

I absolutely adore this set of photos because candles are one of my favourites to capture. Anyway G & I had old sch candles & lanterns to play around with at Serangoon Park (Which in all honesty is nothing very much like a park at all) & all we had short were mooncakes but really, dinner was filling enough to make us belch. When I got home anyway, my cotton pads removed icky black soot from my face!!! Ugh think clogged & choked & enlarged pores mama mia!!!!

Earlier in the day Ben & I had gone down to golden mile again to pay the remaining sum for the trip in 2 weeks. He went for his haircut afterward & now he's feeling so insecure without the weight wrapped around his head anymore. By the way when we were at the salon & flipping through hair catalogues (is that even what they're called?), hahahahahahahhahahaha twas damn funny all. I said this guy looked like Jesus & he said
"This is Jesus when he's happy"

"This is Jesus when he's reading"

ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!elevennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I've learnt to use a lighter & I'm feeling proud of myself. I used the lighter to light the tea candle for my aroma veda. Room smells marvellous yay yay no more musky smell.

The day I'd gone nuts with carbs & meatballs was also the day I'd accompanied ange on her virgin trip to ikea. I know right, how amazing is that. 17 years into her life, first time at ikea. How is that even possible? Anyway that lady had had 4 teeth yanked out for her braces & she easily looks like her age minus ten, honestly.

Ange hun had lugged me down to the SMU flea today even though I was dead broke but we spent less than 5 mins there (no exaggeration please!). The next best alternative was Haji Lane so there we were. I'd tried on this really cute piece with a bow along the boat neck line & she just laughed & laughed & laughed & laughed .. .... ..... & laughed because she said I looked cute in it but really. But I got it despite the humiliation anyways & ange can just laugh her butt out all she wants the next time I wear it out.

We sat our hunger out at pluck & the photos we took were painfully ridiculous & I'm gonna put them up but please, save the comments! I know we distorted our faces beyond recognition.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO FUCKING GUY IN THE WORLD WILL WANT US NOW.