Friday, March 30, 2007

I'm finally back t the WWW.

1) So who has a second say when I told yall the dance attire is miles away from complimenting the dance.
Make a smart guess, the title of the dance.
Uh-huh. It's "tension". I think Miss Neo had it mixed up for "Geylang".
2) Ugly knee for the 3rd month running.

"Aye, your hair quite nice uh, Jamie. Looks like a starfish stuck t your head."
Mr. MC's this-is-such-an-embarrassment t the max comment when he walked past me.
Now we all know why he fails t have a gf.
The reason being, his pickup lines suck big time.
*slaps forehead.
:D

I've never enjoyed bio lessons more, especially one where we start whipping out magnifying glasses and bunsen burners.
Today being another TGIF-day, bio being the last 2 periods of the week, & our second time doing the same practical as we did last week, my brain told me it wasn't gonna cooperate with me no more unless I gave it an hour break. So I did.

Instructions were t handle some stinky celery & measure the lengths of 40 seeds. (It ain't a joke, 40. And they were barely 10mm long each!)
Obviouuusly I wasn't gna got through the whole seed ordeal again.
So, I began chopping up our celery specimen into cubes for Elaine's dinner, and topped it off w Sodium Hydroxide, Iodine, Copper (II) Sulphate etcetc.
Unfortunately, they turned a really disastrous colour.
Not the least bit palatable.

[: Gee, we should have bio lessons like this more often.
Oh, & just in case you guys run out of soap in the lab, use NaOH. It rid the stains of ink off my hand like a gem.

My blogskin's a real eyesore right. But I havent even time for myself, so we can forget about even having time for a new skin.
It'll hafta be after the Mid-yrs.
And I'm thinking, WHY HAVE MIDYRS JUST BEFORE THE PRELIMS?!
))))))):

Frick, I added too much sugar t my lipton.

p/s HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOCIE POSIE WOSIE.

Just picture: Two little(not so little) IJ girls walking pass the DFS and 'the wise' a.k.a jamie, relating her opinion on plastic surgery to an ever so keen ear, yewbaa.
"Plastic surgery is just like pasting gold on your face. It's not even an investment- you couldn't pluck out your nose for dinner when you're hungry(& retired)"
Gee, I make sense don't I?
Oh yes, I do.

Wakes up from a 9 hour long sleep where she nearly turned rock, travelled all around s'pore even though today was the day everything went wrong, from the face to the hair to the wrong mrt trains, got new furniture again plus a necklace and sunnies, & assisted in some art assignment of wingaye's plus a little bitta slacking.
There, a day in a sentence.
I should do this often. Thought it's hard when it's a sentence. Hardly comprehensible at all.

I'm thinking I should go out t the kitchen for kaya toast t satisfy the craving.
(Buttt, nooo, I'm too afraid of my living rm for some reason or another.)
I'm thinking I should go back t wingaye's kopitiam soon cause the veg. rice is sooo cheap & yummy.
I'm thinking I should stop ignoring msgs & msn convs.
I'm thinking I should study biology now.
I'm thinking it's timeout for that crush/puppylove thing.
I'm thinking I should start my nightly affair with my dumbbells again.
I'm thinking I have ugly knees cos of dance.
I'm thinking my legs(specifically the calves) need some gadget from osim.
I'm thinking I still owe mummy cash for a dress & top.
I'm thinking if some idiots have found their way back t my blog again.
I'm thinking how the shelf I bought is gna fit my room.
I'm thinking I need t accomplish a split.
I'm thinking I'm so imperfect.
I'm thinking if I have already brushed my teeth.
I'm thinking I should stop taking power naps cause I end up sleeping all the way.
I'm thinking I want a new mp3.
I'm thinking I'm spending too few weekends w sivs, kim & yanyee.
I'm thinking of the days left t chinese o's.
I'm thinking an F9.
I'm thinking I'm thinking too much.

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!

So anw, my little cousin's taking up chinese dance lessons at this place I spent 8 years (5-13 yrs old t be exact) of my dance life at.
I picked her up from class tday, had a little chit chat w my dance instructor(boy, has she put on alot of weight), and stumbled upon this photo on a notice board.

(Back row, 2nd from the right)
This is um, half of the class?
Geeez, this photo's easily 7 years old.
& then I realised something.
I've never owned a small frame & skinny legs since like forever! darrrrrn.

Our situation's perfectly ludicrous & I just don't know how to make things any better.
I'm trying to figure a way through the intangibles and it's drizzen up my thoughts.
I'm not supposed to reveal my inherent weakness for you.
But I just don't wanna have to go any deeper, I just don't.

Were there many HIV cases back in the late 90's?
I was listening t this "Spice Girls" (Yea, the whole girl band thing w Victoria Beckham) song, bobbing my head along w it whilst trying t keep pace w the music and the chemistry homework when this line came-
"Be a little bit wiser baby, put it on, put it on. Cause tonight, is the night, when 2 become 1..."
*raiseseyebrow.

I went back t Gleneagles' tday for a review.
Guess you'd all be happy t know tt this silly eye of mine's totally cured.
It's amazing how the specialist just has t blurt some stuff out of a bio textbook and klingklingkaching! He's 50 buckerooos richer.
*Slaps forehead.
I WANNA BE A SPECIALIST TOO.
So I guess all's well now, no need for people t guide me ard cos i'm not going blind.
Thank heavens!
Was it you Ming, who said if I was one eye blind I'd lose my balance?
Heh, yea okay I think it was you.

Helped wingaye clean up her oh so dusty rm tday.
And we broke an all time high record!
100++ photos on a webcam. Strange enough, the webcam didnt blank out on us camwhores.
This album(click,click!), does not even consist half of what we took.
God bless you. Take your sweet time yknow.

Hah, ANYWAYS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUEYING!
You're another one of those March babies who overcrowd Singapore. (Geeez, why're so many ppl born in march?)
Love ya!

2:53:00 AM

Friday, March 16, 2007

Sleepover was cancelled.
I mean, it would've been a "Let's Mug!" stayover.
ZzzZzz.
Plus, we all just werent in zee mood.
Kim's so adorable. She thinks the sleepover's cancelled cause of her.
:D
You sometimes overestimate yourself my dear.

& I do realise it's another day gone.
Wasted 3/4 of the day doing the Elementz project, which came out rather progressive, and i'm impressed.(Okay, so maybe we don't consider that as a wasted day)
Met wingy, her mum, & kally for "The Messenger" aftermath.
The storyline's just passable. Then again, all horror flicks hardly contain a great deal of a story. It's just those remarkably loud reoccuring "booms" & "bangs" that takes your butt out on a ride.
But I must say it's one of those films that sets you on a little jump once in awhle. I havent had tt for a long time.
Sweeeeet.

Anyhow, I must say I'm in an undoubtedly foul & stinkaye mood.
It's just me, really. It must be the PMS. (sheeesh, i hope not.)
This be the perfect time t do that long awaited collage on mahjong paper.
Afterall, I've been in a whirlpool of emotions for the past 4 days.
Let this be a diahorrea of pictures & scribbles.

Ta!

p/s I'm sorry you. Like sometimes how you find it queer the way you are, I'm puzzled the way I am too.

1:24:00 AM

Thursday, March 15, 2007

So I try sleeping at a miserably early time of 12, and I toss in bed like a fish on the pans at "Fish&Co."(no, they use freeze dried fishes don't they? ahh whatever. you get my point.) for the next 1 hour.
And I think t myself, "Dammit, let us recite some Hail Marys", and I go off chanting "Hail Mary, full of grace the Lord is with you.. Blessed are you amongst women, & blessed is the fruit of your womb Jesus...."
But hell no, they didn't get me sleepy like before.
Then I remember the countless factors against me having a good night's rest, and together they add up t be even stronger than a thousand cups of pure rich expresso.
So much so much thrash overloading in my mind, my horrid sunburn, the lousy Mp3 music, the annoying fan(i swear i'm gna get a new one) & so on.
Maybe a little stroll around my room wld work? I begin t spot a little dash of hope.
BIG MISTAKE.
My room's such an eyesore, rly. I'm in a I-love-to-find-fault-with-my-surroundings kinda mood.
That's why I'm here t tell you why.
Waddya see?
Clutter.

Clutter.

Clutter.


NOW HERE'S THE REAL PROBLEM:
NO CLUTTER, EMPTY! ):

In addition, I need a place t hide that unsightly towel and visitors should NVR set sight on my secret weapon: the UZap.


Is this getting on my nerves or is this getting on my NERRRRVES?!
I shall have my room re-furnished once again.
UGH.

I should rly knock myself out with a concrete slab of some sort.
Then I'll be able t sleep till dawn breaks.
Sometimes it's a chore being a deep thinker.
Now, who'll sing me a lullaby?

1:37:00 AM

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Yesterday's:

How do you savour these? =/




I think I'm just gonna dig out my guts and flush them clean.
Yknow how it's like when you gobble up a whole box of redcurrant puffs from "Marks&Spencers" for breakfast, and just t keep track of your calorie intake, you flip t the back of the box only t find yourself in undescribable horror.
"1900 calories"
The daily max. intake for a person my age is 2200.
Say byebye t my meals please.
And yes, I won't eat anything w/o checking EVER AGAIN. ):

12:20:00 PM

Monday, March 12, 2007

Okay, maybe you still don't get me.
This is as easy as it can get. youuuu, being a lit major, wld fail & let down all lit students of the world if you still don't get this is in simple english, black and white.
I, JAMIE LEE, AM MORE THAN A YEAR OVER LYONE SNG HAILIANG.
AND IF YOU STILL THINK MY BLOG POSTS HAVE SMTH T DO WITH HIM,
I CAN ONLY SHAKE MY HEAD AND LAUGH, FOR YOU ARE SO NAIVE.

7:37:00 PM

I apparently have a dog(yknow, the usual, dogbitchdog kinda dog).
It's a typical dog thing t do the whole "dog see dog do" thang(psst, it's their communication method see), so that's understandable.
But I wld, appreciate it, if this pink-ahlian-sunglassed bioootch, wld just scamper off & find someplace else t chuck her poop instead of on me.
Cos it does get pretty smelly & annoying at that.

You see, little poochie, *yanksatlittlepoochie'sear, I'm not your master, nor do I wna have you as a little waggly dog by my side cause you prove no more than a nuisance.
You see that china man there? Yes yes, there, THERE.
Run along little biootch, cause I can just see how pretty you look in a bowl of his cabbage dog soup.
For that's good riddance t you!
May the lord bless you a ripped mouth so you can nvr comment abt what I write in my blog any longer, & bless that you never find your way back t my blogs or have anything t do w me at that.

I'm srry I'm being rly mean here.
But that's the way you become after keeping silent for so long & taking in all tt shiat from an efffing stranger.
& just so ya'll know, I'm being accomodating once again, & changing my blog instead of ripping her face off.
Heffa' great day ppl.

2:16:00 PM

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Pursuit of HappYness
"Hey dad, you wanna hear something funny? There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said "Do you need help?" and the man said "God will save me". Then another boat came and he tried to help him, but he said "God will save me", then he drowned and went to Heaven. Then the man told God, "God, why didn't you save me?" and God said "I sent you two boats, you dummy!"

I haven't had anything solid & edible tday.
(Like um, peaches & a few chips of doritos?)
Yet, my dinner ain't appetizing at all. See, I've decided I'm gna settle everything myself w my allowance since "THEY" feel I'm almost like a black hole you throw money into.
It's alright, I wet my appetite further by looking at pictures of pretty soba noodles & making pretend my cup noodles were that.
*smacks.

I CANT WAIT FOR TUESDAY MAAAAAN. :D
Beach+Lunch w wingy & the two duuudes.
Seriously, I need more appts!
I've got my week settled & filled till friday morn. only.
I need t get outta the house.
Afterall I'm limited t my room & how exciting can this, this 16m square area get?

p/s pls remind me nvr t use biore pore pack on a sunburnt nose.
p/p/s "hold on t your money today, don't spend it. you'll need it soon"- friendster horoscopes.
p/p/s NOW they tell me.
p/p/p/s spent money already luh!

7:56:00 PM

Friday, March 09, 2007

SLUMBER @ JO'S...
was awesome!

Hardly any slumbers I've heard of existed w/o the adults' supervision.
This time, we had the whole house t ourselves (:
But, I can vouch we weren't up to any "anyhow anyhow" like Jamie Quek claims kay.
I mean, in a punggol appt flat housing 5 teenage girls? The possibilty?
Not much.
Right,
not much.


Sport's day tday, & those were drawn by diviya w face paint.
I was terribly scorched by the sun tday.
So Jo jokingly asked if the area of skin under the face paint were not tanned by the sun, what actually wld happen.
& guess what. Only after bathing, & scrubbing off the face paint did I then realise, it did happen!
I officially have the word "HELEN" imprinted on my left arm.
How horrendous, really.

Anyhow,
I am not in the best of positions t do a summary of the past 2 days.
I realise I'm getting t be so much of a bore.
My brain doesn't function as per normal on a 2 hour ++ sleep.

Soooo, maybe I'll swing ard some other time & I'll put up an album on the photos at Jo's slumber+those from my sleepover this coming thurs.

Alright, my craving for the bed has gotten far too unbearable.
GOODNIGHT YALL.

10:05:00 PM

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

I was told by GGoh t watch these vids of TJC, AJC & SAJC.
They're true blue Gold w Honours please.
They're so great, my goosebumps took turns t stand while watching.

Temasek JC.


Anderson JC.


& my personal favourite, SAJC.

7:00:00 PM

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

I just decided t pop by before yoga since I haven't been blogging for the past... how many days?
So anw, I had t turn off the music cos' I can never seem t blog a decent post with the music on.
It's like a greater percentage of my mind's focused on the lyrics than the buttons my fingers are actually working on.

I had a major heartache yesterday.
I broke my favourite pair of red sunnies. ):
Bahhh.
So I had t console myself by getting another today.
But it'll never compare t the red one.
It's all my fault. So much for trying t adjust the frame of the sunnies ayyeee.

I have just about 3 days left to my holidays & I'm already switched on t party mode.
I don't exactly know if this just works for me or ya'll too.
I always have this mindset that homework & revision can be pushed aside till the hols.
But that's not always the case, and in fact, never the case, because the party mode doesn't die down at all when the hols are here but turned up even higher than usual.
So, soooo, I'd suggest I'd better start now.
(Right, just maybe after I finish my online shopping, um, cutting my nails, sneaking a little at the teevee & um, going for yoga class, preparing tmr's low calorie recess for jo & i..
SHITZA, no more time left!)
*grins.

& I used t think studying never did help & I truly wasn't study material.
BUT AYE, I got an A1 for bio after I slogged my guts out at the library.
HOLYYY MACKEREL. So who thinks I should get a study plan?
MEEEEE!
*pats head.

WILL SOMEONE PLEEEEASE DRAG ME OFF T THE LIBRARY THIS HOLIDAY?!!
I COULD NOT BE MORE DESPERAAAAATE!!

Okay bye.
I have 236 more days to the start of the O's,
& another 1 hour t get ready t meet kal.

6:16:00 PM

Friday, March 02, 2007

Hello boy it's been a while
Guess you'll be glad to know
That I've learned how to laugh and smile
Getting over you was slow
They say old lovers can be good friends
But I never thought I'd really see you
I'd really see you again

I go crazy
When I look in your eyes I still go crazy
No my heart just can't hide that old feelin' inside
Way deep down inside
I know, baby, you know when I look in your eyes I go crazy

You say she satisfies your mind
Tells you all of her dreams
I know how much that means to you
I realize that I was blind
Just when I thought I was over you
I see your face and it just ain't true

I go crazy
When I look in your eyes I still go crazy
That old flame comes alive, it starts burning inside
Way deep down inside
I know, baby, you know when I look in your eyes I go crazy

I go crazy
You know when I look in your eyes I go crazy
No my heart just can't hide that old feelin' inside
Way deep down inside
I go crazy
You know when I look in your eyes I go crazy...crazy

11:06:00 PM

Thursday, March 01, 2007

HAPPY NERDDD DAY, HAPPY MARCH FRIENDS.
High belts/spectacles, CHECK!

I derived a perfect plan t spoil my diet.
BA KUA.
Man oh man, I gobbled up those at home and stole another box from my gramma's.
It's like how they stare at you & seem t say " EAAAAAT ME, IM NICE ROASTED PORK."
& there, your veggie diet goes down, down, DOWN!
*Slaps myself.

But it's just as well I stocked up on ba kua in my room( I use lock & lock (taught by jerald), so no ants actually exist around my bakua), cause my mum can be a real asshole at times & this is just one of those times I have t lock myself up in my room.
I mean, it's been almost a week since we couldnt actually walk past each other w/o a heated arguement or even any friction for that matter.
& it's annoying how she'd actually say things in front of my brothers t spite me. "Nigel, who's watching tt stupid 9 o'clock show? So insulting t the human intelligence!"
Somehow, I couldn't leave tt as tt, duh I rebutted. "shut the hell up will ya."
It's a miracle she actually did. (for 2 mins)
Sigh, Mummies, don't you just wish they had mouths with zips?


Say Hi t the new addition on my body- Bruise Lee.
HAHAHAH, if you get what I mean.

Aight, ciao.
I love fridays! And tmrw just happens t be one!
Yabbbbbaaa.

11:23:00 PM