Sunday, August 26, 2007

My cousin's just badly anorexic yo. You don't grow very much with barely 100 grams of meat everyday. She lives on biscuits. Cause for worry. Much.

Anyhoos my fingers reek terribly of pork now. Not that I particularly wanted t get my hands onto the dinner meat. But the way my mum was handling the fats, was very very bothering. I could see more white than red. That was one heck of a pig alright!

I was at SAFRA waiting for my dinner buffet last night. Twas a 3 hour long wait cause my aunt & uncle were having some mtg upstairs. Thank god for the rain that led the earthworms t our glass windows where we had a frivolous time laughing at how they tumbled down together with the raindrops.

My cousin has a tendency t slice things. Or so she says. "Do you wish you had a penknife or a scissors so you could slice the earthworm up? Have you ever felt like slicing mosquito larvae up before?" She scares me really. Amazingly, she was so excited she evoked into some spasmodic clapping action. My cousin's a saddissst!

Earthworms aside, I'll get t eat doughnuts tomorrow! More doughnuts! Lucky I didn't get those from vivo that day aye yans? *runs over & gives sivs a greaaat beeeeeg hug*
I've wasted this weekend. 've just been really lazy. Don't quite know what's happening t me.

Btw, I found this so so funny I would just randomly start laughing for 2 whole hours.
Q: What do you call a toothless bear?
A: A gummy bear.

Lol lol lol lol so funny so funny horrr.