Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Runaround on the underground.
I've technically said buhbye to 3 of the dear things in life tday.
1. Grey Hamster (2007-2007). (I think it's name's Dino or smth)
2. White Hamster (An even later 2007-2007)
3. A almost 100 buckerooz.

Have I mentioned I enjoy staying glued to Miss whatever pageants & criticising them?
I think I'm a critic by second nature. No, really.
I mean look at how superficial these pageants are getting!
Ohhh ohh, cheeeezzze! WORLD PEACE. *twist!
& this year's Miss Universe was an eye opener. Like opens your eyes real wide so the eyeballs can bulge right outta your sockets alrrright.
So the contestants streamed out in the swimwear & already I spotted some hideous butt. I just didn't know whom it belonged to.
& Lou & behold, it was Miss Mexico's.
My mum, still unaware of how bad the situation was, chided me about how yakkity-yak I'd been throughout the show.
(Miss mexico does a 45 degree turn)
(Mumsie rolled all over the sofa in fits of laughter)
(I raise an eyebrow)
"So who said something about having TOO MUCH COMMENTS?"
& then my maid adds in w her filipino accent "Ya luh ya luh, tsch, so very big big her buttock hor!"
WHAT THE HECK.
:D :D :D :D
To top the whole comedy off, Miss USA did a fall.
Like butt-wards.
Geez, owww.

Heh, all that laughing's gotten me beat. I'm starting t feel the sore throat kick in.
It's screaming at me for having curry beehoon in the morn, sambal stingray at noon & curry puff at night.
PARACETAMOL underrrway to be well enough for my morn. jog tmrw.
To a particular someeeone: Yes, no crawl, no roll.

Gnight yall. World peace. twist.